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Saturn my sunglow boa, she’s had a growth spurt.
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Don’t play with ovens kids!!
A chef friend of mine reckons this will scar for at least two years. Great.
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I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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shit tyrone
you are tearing this family apart
MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE
WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUTPCY.
what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white
I AM DYING ^^^^^^^^
I THINK THIS IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER. I WILL REBLOG IT EVERY TIME I SEE IT, I’M SORRY
HYPERVENTILATION
DEAD!
OMFG WHAT IS AIR
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GIVE ME THIS
i want to type with a banana
YES!
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supposedly, that homeless man who had his face eaten off by the crazy naked guy.
let’s take bets, I’m betting the attacker was on drugs. Had to be shot 6 times before he stopped attacking and charging at officers? cray.
Zombie apocalypse is acoming
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….and so it begins. Grab your shotguns!
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